Why the Idiot and King Tut's Curse

	Once beside a time, there was a boy named Why.  HE was short had shocking-pink hair, had lime green eyes and always wore and ugly t-shirt and a funky purple plaid kilt.
	Anyway, he heard of the story of King tut and the curese ahnd its victims, and naturally, since he was stupid, he decided to fo test out the curse.
	So he was on his way when he stopped and asked for directions. "Hey, police dude, where's the tomb of King Tut."
"Out in Egypt, kid," the police officer said.
"Uh where's Egypt?"
"Across the ocean." the police officer said as he walked away.
	So Why hijacked the police officers car used Chief Wiggum's ID. He drove until he got to the coast. After he drove the car into the water he ran out of ideas of getting across.
	Just then a squat, ugly old man landed near Why.
"Hey, I remember you! You where at my barmitzfa." Why said
"Yep. Hey wait you only ten!" the old man exclaimed. "And your not even jewish."
"Really?" Why pondered
"Anyway, I'm here to teach you how to use your idiotic powers."
	So the old man taught him.
	In no time Why had mysteriously crossed the ocean with his idiotic powers.  Then set off for Egypt.
	After walking for a really long time, he came to a fork in the road.  Beside the forks where two signs. One said: 'Egypt-two miles ahead.' The other said: 'Dorks-R-Us two miles ahead.'
	So Why went to Dorks-R-Us and made friends and almost got sold to a redheaded rabbit.  Then, after realizing that wasn't Egypt, he walked back to the fork in the road and took the other route.
	So after two days, five furious Arabians and a lavender, rude camel Why had finally found the tomb of King Tut.
	He entered it and a sign said: 'Be warned: There is a curse to any who touches the treasures.' Unfortuatly, it was written in English, Italian, Hebrew and Arabian.
	Why was eating the gold nuggets when a voice said, "Idiot! Those aren't chicken nuggets!"
"Oh," Why said
	Suddenly, ninety-two mummy-bats attacked Why.
"Ech!" Why screeched in a high-pichted voice.
"God, you sound like a girl," said the voice
"Yeah you do," sais the squat, ulgy old man.
"Well you guys sound like...like...idiots! Yeah idiots!" Why said triumphantly.
"Duh!" said the old man and the voice in unison.
	After that, the old man saved him and brought him home.  The old man became the worst doctor ever and Why was seemingly sued for killing eight orangutans, two gorillas and a half a pound of beef.
	So the morale of the story is that idiots may have power, just not the power you want to have, or how to use it.